Hold it a sec (or 3.5 weeks :))

So I'm sitting here in business class, seat 1A. I am less than 10 feet away from you know where. Considering where I am landing in 1 hour, should I or shouldn't I? It is one of the "famous things" India is known for so I had better give it some serious thought. What if I do and what if I don't? To go or not to go, that is the question.

Do
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Unlike George, go now then (like George) wait until February to go again.
Don't
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Too much pressure.

Do
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Experience my last roll of soft white stuff until said departure date.
Don't
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Would not suggest going there.

Do
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Miss the opportunity to test out the airport when I arrive.
Don't
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The pleasure of experiencing the airport.

Do
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Complain bitterly about missing something I am used to discovering in said location.
Don't
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Complain bitterly about missing EVERYTHING that I am used to finding in said location.

Do
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What a relief.
Don't
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Relief will come (eventually).

Do
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Will not need to practice anything more than my first 2 words in Hindi ... beer and namastie.
Don't
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Learn words associated with the comforts of life right from the beginning.

The envelope please ... just a sec, I'll be right back :)